Hybrids: Just Say No

I love the Earth just as much as the next girl, but before you shell out the bucks for a car that claims to help the planet rather than hurt it, here are some things you should consider.

WHY WE SHOULD ALL INVEST IN VEHICLES THAT COULD "DECIMATE THE PLANET"

• Using up the world's fossil fuels means you've given those damn engineers a deadline for creating alternative fuel solutions.
• You finally have room for your entourage... if only you had an entourage.
• Your ego finally fits in your car.
• School bus break down? You can take the whole third grade to the aquarium!
• You'll soon befriend the guy working at the gas station and he might give you free RedBull!
• If buying gas makes you broke, you can live in your car.
• Guzzle is a fun word to say.